Do you get "nostalgic" about Cyndi Lauper tunes, even though you’re not nearly old enough to remember when she was on the charts?
Do you salivate over the latest iPhone while pining for the “golden days” of crappy gadgets like Atari?
Do you frequently take breaks on the 4th floor of your 6th floor walkup to remind yourself you’re “living the dream?”
Have you been contemplating going vegan for 12 of the past 12 years?
Do you know everything about chai and nothing about India?
Are the shirts in your closet divided into “slogan” and “non-slogan” sections?
Do less than 12% of those shirts actually fit?
Is the real reason you wear skinny jeans to make sure people notice the paperback in your back pocket?
Have you ever skipped a temp gig to start a petition demanding the government create jobs?
If you answered yes to more than 3 of these questions, I have some bad news for you...