It is Thanksgiving week, so people are taking their seasonal interest in the homeless. Despite all the focus the homeless receive this time of year, all they end up receiving is one meal (on Thanksgiving). But the people who serve them that one meal act like it is the answer to all of their problems.
Homeless Guy: I have a big festering wound.
Soup Kitchen Guy: Pour some gravy on it!
Homeless Guy: My baby needs insulin.
Soup Kitchen Guy: Hope she likes taters!
And if one of the homeless should ask for some change while he is being served, suddenly it becomes like any other day of the year...
Homeless: Hey, can I get a dime?
Soup Kitchen Guy: Lazy bum, get a job. More stuffing?
Buck the trend and give some of your Black Friday slush fund to the homeless.