Whenever you hear about a guy with a bunch of illegitimate kids, the formula is always the same; eight kids, seven mothers. There is always that one woman who fell for it twice.
This is not so bad if the father is someone like Mick Jagger, because let's face it: if you have two kids with Mick Jagger, you're rich. His sperm are like diamonds that can swim.
But the father isn't always a rich celebrity like Mr. Jagger. Usually it is a guy who hasn't had a checking account since the late seventies. You have to wonder what that guy told the woman to get her to have a second kid with him:
"Abortion stops a beating heart. Also, I need another birthday number I can use when I play the lotto!"