Is your brain in airplane mode?

You don't have to be a physicist to recognize that cell phones on a plane probably aren't as dangerous as we've been led to believe. Think of all the things they screen you for when you fly: shampoo, toothpaste, chapstick, eyebrow tweezers, bottled water, nipple rings, nail files, overly nervous looking flyers...the list is longer than Wilt Chamberlain's booty call rolodex.

OK. But can I bring this small, easily hidden device that can crash the plane with the push of a button?

Yeah, we trust you.